Fist Me

lickbitchesgetmoney:

xybutt:

lickbitchesgetmoney:

i like how in the sims 3 you can walk around with 1,100 eggs in ur pocket

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women do the same except it’s with their vaginas

ggggggggggGggggGg

boyirl:

Shy & Sad Spring

Natalie Foss

vvank3rshim:

holyhotpantsbatman:

My therapist asked me to create something “motivating” so I made these.

lol.

I really love these, and I reblog them every single time. Some of you don’t realize how easy it’s to forget to do some of those stuff or how hard they can be some days.

kaliforhnia:

Honestly ignoring me is the worst thing you can do to me.

sidegrl:

look what I can still do

tylerchokely:

I want 6 minutes of this not 6 seconds

1103-bakers-street:

cryingbloodviolently:

redpancla:

when you get to school and realize you forgot to put on deodorant 

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I AM SO FUCKiNG SICK OF TUMBLR

HOW THE FUCK CAN I RELATE TO THIS ARMADILDO

I DONT FUCKING KNOW BUT I CAN

I CANT TELL YOU HOW BUT I KNOW EXACTLY HOW THIS ARMADILLO FITS HERE FUCK TUMBLR YOUVE RUINED MY LIFE

armadildo

dulect:

when the teacher picks you out for doing the best work in class

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